Fit Floor Follies Gifts

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

After party at the spill club.

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Spaghetti Rave"

Dancing

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Sacrlet harlot.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

John Travolta.

Party Party!

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'That was some varnish remover!'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Great party.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'