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The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"Go big or go home."