Fishy Interior Designer Gifts

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Civilized Salmon

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Duck in a bathtub

Skinhead guppy.

Arctic Snails.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Budget Recliner

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Oh wow. Love your work.

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

Climbing into the bathtub

'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

"They go to a private school."