Ironic Interior Decorator Gifts

"You know, I think that tree would look better on the OTHER side of the island...."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Use your imagination.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Books / Coffee table books

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables