Ironic Decor Enthusiasts Gifts

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Cake Free Zone

Still Life With Nordic Track

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Dog Bookends

Carnations.

"Butt cracker"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'A Dust Cow'.

Table Tennis ball-boys

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Have you seen this toaster?

WInter Fish

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Unfinished business.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Unconventional Music Player

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

No caption. (A clown displays heads of balloon animals on the wall as hunting trophies).