Ironic Decor Enthusiasts Mugs

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Cake Free Zone

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Dog Bookends

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Butt cracker"

'A Dust Cow'.

Table Tennis ball-boys

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

WInter Fish

Have you seen this toaster?

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Unconventional Music Player

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."