Ironic Decor Fan Mugs

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"We're out of flowers."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Mice 25¢

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Bird box coming out of painting