Ironic Decor Fan Mugs

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"We're out of flowers."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Mice 25¢

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

Bird box coming out of painting