Fishy Interior Designer Mugs

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Skinhead guppy.

Arctic Snails.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Budget Recliner

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

Climbing into the bathtub

'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

Unfinished furniture.

"They go to a private school."