Fishing Trip Anniversary Gifts

'You lifted your head.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Did you say psst?.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Clam Spearing

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"All I see is more trees."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"I'm glad you're open again."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.