Fishing Trip Anniversary T-Shirts

'You lifted your head.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"I'm glad you're open again."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"All I see is more trees."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.