Fishing Line Dancer Gifts

Menace.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Civilized Salmon

The Stripper

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'Using live bait, I see.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'This is just the warm up.'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Dancing in the sea

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."