Fishing Line Raconteur Gifts

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Non Thought For The Day.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'If she can't speak yet, how do you know her name is Jennifer?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Menace.

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'This should come out just right.'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"I'll bet you have some stories."

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

"Now that's a bird nest."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Fred's last lie.

'How?'