Fishing Line Dancer Pillows

Menace.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Civilized Salmon

The Stripper

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Using live bait, I see.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Johnny Cashpoint.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'This is just the warm up.'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

Square Dancing

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

Dancing in the sea

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."