Line Dance Addict Gifts

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Instructional guide to scribbling

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Farmer and FIsherman

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Menace.

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Johnny Cashpoint.

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"How can I access this heart?"

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"We'll swop at half time."

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

Cowboy

Square Dancing

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Jerry McJigsaw: 'You complete me!'

'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'

'Line-dancing gridlock'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Dancing in Christmas jumpers