Line Dancing Gifts

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Don't push your luck - I've given up line dancing and stamp collecting!"

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Square Dancing

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Cowboy

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

In, out, shake it all about.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Sidewalk Ballet

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Menace.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Swan Lake Auditions

Johnny Cashpoint.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

Stand in the Q.

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"We'll swop at half time."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."