Legendary Line Dancer Gifts

Johnny Cashpoint.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Stripper

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Scot country dancing,

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Dad Dancing.

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Menace.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Ballerina

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'This is just the warm up.'