Fishing Fabulist T-Shirts

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

reincarnated worm...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Been waiting long?'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fishing for Birds

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Loud mouth bass.