Fishing Fabulist Gifts

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

reincarnated worm...

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Bloody Butcher

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Loud mouth bass.

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'