Fish Out Of Water T-Shirts

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

I hate the beach.

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Stranded on Paradox island

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Flyfishing for dummies.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Cat eats date.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

clown fish

Another hot flash?

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

How do fish get to work?

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

"Just give him the fish already."

'Determined little guy.'

"I had a nightmare and dried the bed."