Fishes T-Shirts

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

Bluffer Fish

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Not that net!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Local Knowledge

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

The one that got away

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Piranhaclaus

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishing sign.

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Fishing Tales