How to spot the early signs of Book Fair meeting meltdown.
Festival Fish-out-of-water T-Shirts
Bring some aquatic humor to their wardrobe! Our fish-out-of-water t-shirts deliver a creative, funny twist on festival and water-loving themes, perfect for making a splash wherever they go.
Flyfishing for dummies.
Fish talking about fisherman
Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'
Chicken soup for the sole.
Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish
"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."
Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!
"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."
I knew our son was meant to go places.
"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"
"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"
'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'
BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'
'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'
"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."
'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'
'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'
"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."
'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'
"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."
Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail
Laughing fish being tickled by worm.
"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."
"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."
'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'
Bob hated to keep moving. But he'd die if he didn't.
'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'
'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'
Fish Escape.
Fisherman finds golf kit
'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'
FISH ESCAPE.
"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."
"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."
Festival Fish-out-of-water T-Shirts Collection
Festival Fish-out-of-water Mugs
Explore our collection of fish-out-of-water mugs and find the perfect whimsical gift that celebrates their love for aquatic life with a humorous twist.
Festival Fish-out-of-water Pillows
Discover playful, artistic fish-out-of-water pillows to brighten up their space and showcase their love for all things aquatic and quirky.
Festival Fish-out-of-water Prints
See our vibrant fish-out-of-water prints and add a splash of fun, color, and creativity to their walls with artwork that makes a statement.