Fish Out Of Water Taker T-Shirts

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Fish mobsters.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

The ambush.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

being watched over his shoulder