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Sworn Anenome

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Ostrich Curoisities

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I hate surprises!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Cat art exhibition.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"