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'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Food Chain

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Guide fish.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Shark Chum

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'I wish somebody would say something.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."