Fish Behavior Buff Gifts

Sworn Anenome

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

Cat art exhibition.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."