Fiscally Green Enthusiast Gifts

Putting money back in to the world economy

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Is it organic?'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A gap between the solar panels

Climate Summit

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate change skeptics.