Fiscally Green Enthusiast Gifts

Putting money back in to the world economy

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Climate Summit

Climate change skeptics.

'Green Peace'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."