First Wife Gifts

Searching for a meaningful gift for your first wife? Our collection of witty and charming items is perfect for showing appreciation and love. Whether it's for her birthday, anniversary, or just because, these unique gifts capture the warmth and humor of your relationship.

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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one divorced me and the second one won't.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one divorced me and the second one won't.' mockup

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one divorced me and the second one won't.'

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Shepherd and eurydice

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"I was with you right up to the cumin." mockup

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread." mockup

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Butterfly Woman

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Larry's used art

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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!' mockup

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

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Gender Equality

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing." mockup

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.' mockup

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

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Mum and baby both have pacifier.

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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.' mockup

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

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"His first out-of-body experience." mockup

"His first out-of-body experience."

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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"Talk nerdy to me."

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"We've made great progress!"

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?" mockup

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

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'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...' mockup

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

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Demure lady with gloves

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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish. mockup

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

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A young Don King

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International Women's Day

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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans. mockup

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

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You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper. mockup

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' " mockup

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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Lady of the Cake.

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"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish." mockup

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

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Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'. mockup

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

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'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!' mockup

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

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Lesbian civil partnership.

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First Wife Gifts Collection

First Wife Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for celebrating your first wife—funny, sweet, and full of love. Find the perfect gift to cherish her everyday.

First Wife Pillows

Give her a cozy reminder of your love with our pillows designed for your first wife. Perfect for relaxing or decorating, these offer both comfort and charm.

First Wife Prints

Brighten her space with prints that celebrate your relationship. Artistic and witty, they make a memorable gift for your first wife.

First Wife T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the love and humor in your relationship. Great for your first wife, these designs add personality and warmth to her wardrobe.