First Topless Experience Pillows

'Finally I dare to go topless. I feel free!!!'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'No luggage.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I've never done this before.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Ice rink"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Am I next?'

'It's the new transparent government.'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

'Does this come with a jacket?'

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

'I got it for Father's Day.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE,old chap!"

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"