First Topless Experience Prints

'Finally I dare to go topless. I feel free!!!'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'No luggage.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Ice rink"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Am I next?'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

'It's the new transparent government.'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'Does this come with a jacket?'

"I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE,old chap!"

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'Could we order some dressing?'

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'