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Entering New York City - Check it out

"The first one's just a warning."

"Look, a bug!"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Swing by won't you?

"What's not disgusting?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"First beach?"

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

A woman listening to an audio guide

Old lady at the door

A Wrestler Abroad

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"Give them a while to settle in."