First Visit To A Shop T-Shirts

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Important Food Groups

"He's already getting attached to you."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Mistaken identity.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Hipster Coffee

"What's not disgusting?"

Shop signs: then vs. now

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Sign Shop

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

Grand Opening

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

Window of Opportunity

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Talking doll calls lady and child f***ing cheapskates for not purchasing one of them.

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

The Corner Shop.

'No Billy, it doesn't come with a remote!'