'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'
First-time Investing Gifts
Looking for a clever way to support or congratulate a friend or family member embarking on their first investment adventure? Our collection offers witty, charming gifts that recognize this exciting financial milestone. From practical accessories to motivational prints, find something that adds a smile to their serious start.
'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'
An informed voter is a good voter
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
Netanyahu versus Gantz
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'
Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.
'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'
Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.
"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."
The early days of Warren Buffett.
'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'
...Shares can go up as well as down.
"Investment strategy - fear."
'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'
'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'
'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc
Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?
"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."
'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'
Elections in Egypt.
Elections
'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'
'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'
'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'
'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'
US election 2020 ballot box Trump v Biden
Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.
Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?
Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.
Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.
"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."
"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"
'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'
First-time Investing Gifts Collection
First-time Investing Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for first-time investors—each one designed to make their coffee break a little more inspiring and a lot more humorous.
First-time Investing Pillows
Discover humorous and motivational pillows for first-time investors. A cozy reminder of their exciting new chapter.
First-time Investing Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints celebrating their first investment milestone—motivational art for the financial brave.
First-time Investing T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for new investors. Wear your financial journey with pride and a smile on your face.