First-time Investing Mugs

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

An informed voter is a good voter

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"Investment strategy - fear."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Elections in Egypt.

Elections

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

US election 2020 ballot box Trump v Biden

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'