First Tax Filing Gifts

'The dog ate my tax receipts...'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

First Marriage

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

First-Customer-Earned

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'... And do you James, take Cathy to be your lawfully wedded first wife?'

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Two Brides - Just Married.

The Buck Stops here.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'Income tax prepared here!'

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Crawl

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

'Excuse my maths won't you?'

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!