First Tax Filing Pillows

'The dog ate my tax receipts...'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

First Marriage

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

The Accountant Husband

First-Customer-Earned

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'... And do you James, take Cathy to be your lawfully wedded first wife?'

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

The Buck Stops here.

Two Brides - Just Married.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

'Income tax prepared here!'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

No dependents, no deductions, no credits.... It doesn't get any better than this!

'Excuse my maths won't you?'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

IRS. Pay Taxes Here. It's the amount owe