Getting First Tax Bill Gifts

Grown Men Don't Cry

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

Teacher appreciation then...and teacher appreciation now.

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Letting Go

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Congratulations! Your first?"

'The dog ate my tax receipts...'

Honk if you favour military tribunals for tax delinquents....

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

'No comment, no comment...'

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

'Have beer and fags gone up yet?'

Taking the count,even before the fight

IRS Audits. My tax loophole turned out to be a noose!

"Today I got my first bill."

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.