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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Punishment for the kicker.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'I forgot the question.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."