First Optometrist Visit Gifts

An Optometrist's sign in the form of an Eye-test chart.

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

Taking blood pressure

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

Dracula's tooth.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."

"This is going to be a little invasive."

"Give them a while to settle in."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'Is this your first time?'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.