First Dentist Visit Gifts

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"That explains all the cavities."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"He's cut two teeth."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

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You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.