First Dental Visit Gifts

'Is this your first time?'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"That explains all the cavities."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Beware of teething baby.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Rusk Assessment Form

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"He's cut two teeth."

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.