First Dental Visit Gifts

'Is this your first time?'

I see this is your first visit to a dentist.

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"That explains all the cavities."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"He's cut two teeth."