First Mate Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a first mate? Our collection features witty, thoughtful items designed to honor the hardworking second-in-command of a ship. Whether they love humor or appreciation, find a unique way to say thank you for keeping the voyage smooth.

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares." mockup

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

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'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'

'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.' mockup

'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'

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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir." mockup

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.' mockup

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime." mockup

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!' mockup

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

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'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

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'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.' mockup

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

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"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!" mockup

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

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'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!' mockup

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

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House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog. mockup

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing." mockup

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

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Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious. mockup

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

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"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?" mockup

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

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"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!" mockup

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

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"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?" mockup

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

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Football tournament fever during office hours.

Football tournament fever during office hours. mockup

Football tournament fever during office hours.

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Band Practice

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First Marriage

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Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Signs you may be friends with a sheep.... mockup

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

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"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!" mockup

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

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'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.' mockup

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

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It's good to get together with friends! mockup

It's good to get together with friends!

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Cat Delivery

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'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!' mockup

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

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'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.' mockup

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

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'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?' mockup

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

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"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?" mockup

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

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Australian stress counselling.

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'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!' mockup

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

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"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it." mockup

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

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"I come from haunts of coot and hern!" mockup

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

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Pub Quiz

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First Mate Gifts Collection

First Mate Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the first mate—find humorous and heartfelt designs that celebrate their essential role on the voyage.

First Mate Pillows

Add a nautical touch to their space with pillows that celebrate the first mate. Fun, decorative, and cozy, they’re great for any crew quarters.

First Mate Prints

Decorate their ship or home with prints that honor your first mate. Artistic and fun designs make fantastic nautical wall art.

First Mate T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the pride and humor of your first mate. Choose from playful slogans and nautical themes that suit any crew member.