First Job In Trading Gifts

Day trading.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Pajama Day 743

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.