First Job In Finance Gifts

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Pajama Day 743

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Day trading.

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

The Paper Route

Responsibility and duties

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'