Starting A Finance Career Gifts

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Day trading.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

The Greek Trampoline

Soaring Profits

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'