Starting A Finance Career Mugs

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Day trading.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

The Greek Trampoline

Soaring Profits

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'