Job In Finance Mugs

"Which way up do you want it?"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Spot the difference.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Day trading.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Soaring Profits

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

The Greek Trampoline

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"