Beginning A Career In Finance Mugs

We cater to the small investor.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Day trading.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

The Greek Trampoline

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Soaring Profits

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'