New Job In Finance Mugs

"Today's mood on Wall Street was upbeat and optimistic. No one was fined or arrested."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Department of cost reduction.

'Happy financial New Year!'

'The market shifted on me.'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Do you want to live happily ever after or not?'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Others will fight for you

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'