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"Today's mood on Wall Street was upbeat and optimistic. No one was fined or arrested."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Department of cost reduction.

'Happy financial New Year!'

'The market shifted on me.'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Do you want to live happily ever after or not?'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

Others will fight for you

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'