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Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Day trading.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

The Paper Route

Responsibility and duties

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'The market shifted on me.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'